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lamelohan:

teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??

me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry

posted 12 minutes ago with 31,763 notes via pizza by lamelohan
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Anonymous asked,
“UR HOT AND FUNNY FORREAL”

Come forward anon I need to know who u r

posted 19 minutes ago with 0 notes
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florascence:

Florascence’s Giveaway! 

Hey Guys! After a long time and thinking process, I have decided I am going to hold a giveaway. I do not necessarily need these items anymore for various reasons, and they have just been sitting around in my room; so I thought that I may as well give them to someone who would appreciate them! So, what exactly am I giving away? 

GIVEAWAY ITEMS: 

-Harry Potter Book Collection containing books 1-4

-Daisy Eau So Fresh by Marc Jacobs gift set (contains perfume, one small tube of shower gel, and one small tube of lotion)

-Chance by Chanel

-Our Moment by One Direction

-A Pair of White Chuck Taylor High Top Converse (size 8)

-One MacBook Pro

-One iPhone 5C (color is blue)

-One iPhone 4s (color is white)

-One Sony Vaio Laptop

-One Pair of Coach Sunglasses

-One Dooney and Bourke (limited edition) Bowling Bag style Purse

-Looking for Alaska and The Fault in Our Stars both by John Green

-One Casio Gold Toned Digital Watch

-One Odd Future iPhone 4s Case

-One Ottorbox iPhone 5c Case

-One Fuji Film Polaroid Camera (with film pack)

Note: Chargers will come with every electronic device given!

GIVEAWAY RULES:

-MUST BE FOLLOWING ME (Toria) (http://florascence.tumblr.com/)

-MUST REBLOG THIS PHOTO AT LEAST ONCE

-YOU MAY REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT UNTIL MAY 5TH

-THE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN MAY 6TH 

The winner will be chosen by using a random generator on May 6th. Reblog this post as many times as you wish, but know that the more you reblog it, the higher chance you have of winning! I will ship internationally if needed. If you have any questions about this giveaway, please leave it in my ask. Best of luck to all of you! 

Why am I giving these items away? Check it out http://florascence.tumblr.com/post/79085683780/reasons-as-to-why-i-am-doing-my-giveaway

posted 26 minutes ago with 204,561 notes via dontbeanassbutt by florascence
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posted 28 minutes ago with 422 notes via tiredestprincess by pasta-bilities
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roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

posted 39 minutes ago with 25,022 notes via hotpriests by roselastrider
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daisyquest:

sleep on lil miss girl

posted 41 minutes ago with 508 notes via tiredestprincess by daisyquest
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posted 43 minutes ago with 189 notes via imperialbutts by nichiyou
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consulting-cannibal:

iamthetwickster:

Baby Richard is a beautiful thing oh my word.

please

like i ever left

posted 44 minutes ago with 1,162 notes via tracymcconnellmosbys by iamthetwickster
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